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LETS  SEE HOW MANY FUNNY SLOGANS WE CAN COME UP WITH BETWEEN US ......HERE ARE A FEW OF MY OWN

 

IF YOUR FEET SMELL AND YOUR NOSE RUNS

YOUR BUILT UPSIDE DOWN

 

I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO LAST ME THE REST OF MY LIFE

UNLESS I DECIDE TO BUY SOMETHING

 

I ASKED GOD FOR A BIKE BUT I KNOW HE DOSENT WORK THAT WAY

SO I STOLE A BIKE AND ASKED GOD FOR FORGIVENESS

 

MY SHORT TERM MEMORY IS NOT AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE

ALSO MY SHORT TERM MEMORY IS NOT AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE

AND MY SHORT TERM MEMORY  YEAH  I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA

 

NEVER GO TO BED ANGRY ...STAY AWAKE AND PLOT YOUR REVENGE

 

ICAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON PER DAY

TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY

AND TOMORROW ISNT LOOKING TO GOOD EITHERA CLEAN CONSCIENCE IS THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY

 

QUESTION.....WHICH IS WORSE IGNORANCE OR APATHY

ANSWER......IDONT KNOW AND I DONT CARE

 

IF LIFE SERVES YOU LEMONS ...MAKE LEMONADE

IF LIVE SERVES YOU TOMATOED.....MAKE A BLOODY MARY

 

NOONE EVER SAYS ...ITS ONLY A GAME,    WHEN THEIR TEAM IS WINNING

 

IF SOMETHING IS WORTH DOING

IT WOULD OF BEEN DONE ALREADY

 

 

 

OK  WHATS YOUR FUNNY OR WEIRD SLOGANS

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i will have to think this out ,those were funny though. but why is it something bad its the guys. why can't it be the seven female dwarves of manypaws. lol
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Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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