Surprise!!!

[JACQUE]

Surprise!!! A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you!"
He nearly jumped out of his skin, turned off his flashlight, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then turned on the flashlight and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,
"Jesus is watching you!"
Freaked out, he shined his flashlight around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh?" "Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

[karen shiels]

hi i would like to be your freind i have a westie hes eleven weeks now you can see pictures of my little muffin hes not getting toilet training yet hope he does soon take care speak soon x