Introducing Grandpap

[Geordie]

Since my last story was a sad one, I wanted to tell something funny here today.  Now, unfortunately, I am not allowed to type the actual, mildly naughty word I want, so I will use the fun, alternative word, "kerfuffle".  (What I really want to say rhymes with "darts")

One time when Geordie and I were with my folks, my Dad came over and tapped me on the arm and asked, "Do you know what those are?" pointing to some stuffing from one of Geordie's toys that had landed under my Mom's chair.  Figuring it must not be the obvious, I shrugged and said, "I don't know". 

Giggling, he whispered, "Lady kerfuffles!"