Kesha's Page

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Kyiv

Pet Name(s):

Kesha

Parents: (Pet's Owners)

Orchid YourBestNightmare

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Short-haired domestic

Boy(s) or Girl(s):

Boy

About Me/Them: (Please ask your Pet Kid(s) what they want you to say about them.)

Love mice, hate dogs. And, of course I LOVE women. I hate 90-60-90 girls, but like overweight ones - they're warm!
I like travelling - every year I have to shake 700 km in the car to our country house in the Carpathians. The best food is raw potatoes, mushrooms and anything my owners are eating. Yes, melons make me throw up - nevertheless I like them.

Was the arrival of your Pet Kid(s) planned or is there a story?

First Orchid's best friend picked me up in the street. But some months later her parents said I knocked the microwave oven down from the fridge and threw me away, despite it was winter. They just pushed me out of the elevator door. Approximately a week after that Orchid's parents were coming home and noticed me sitting on the mailboxes. Orchid's dad felt his shoe laces were not tied and bent down to tie them up. I jumped onto his back and lay on his shoulders. Orchid's parents decided to take me home so that they could give me to their relatives living in the countryside. But Orchid said she won't let them give me away, She said I am hers. Her dad agreed, but mum was against. Fortunately they managed to persuade her, and, as a result, the family got a new member. No one of them can even imagine life without me.

Personality Characteristics:

Sweet, Gentle, Energetic, Playful, Lazy, Demanding, Loving, Social Butterfly, Spoiled

Likes:

Eating, sleeping, playing, pissing, biting bare feet, biting hands and noses, dancing on heads at night, waking mum at night, waiting for us to come at the door, women, receiving guests.

Pet-Peeves:

He's afraid of umbrellas, thunder, the vacuum cleaner and hairspray. He also hates rock music despite I love it.

Nicknames / And by Whom:

Monya - by mom, Kenja - by dad, Proshkin - by mom again, Cats-Do-Bite - by me, Biting Boy, Furry Meat, Music Box, Paws, Bee-Cat, Blanket Eater, A Pillow, A Fur Coat Owner, Clean Spitter, Eternally Hungry and LOTS more...

My Favorite Toys:

Bare feet, hair, shoe laces, papers, nuts, coins

My Favorite Treats:

Milk chocolate, ice-cream, milk, meat and cucumbers!

Favorite Type of Walk:

Wherever he wants in the Carpathians.

Favorite Ride:

On my owners!!!:)

My Best Pet Tricks:

Talking to my owners and answering their questions, turning the key in the door, kissing women I see the first time in my life (nobody can refuse such a handsome boy), watching mice, pissing on the table as a revenge, stepping into dad's coffee.

Favorite Music:

Anything except Orchid's favorite rock! Maybe, I like the sound of fridge door opening the best...

Favorite TV Shows:

Sweet movies, news - but not football!!! She screams awfully loud when they score a goal... It annoys me so much...