JOKE

[sharon wiggins]

A burglar  broke into a house one night,He shone his flashlight around  looking for valuables,and when he picked up a cd player to put in his sack,a strange diembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "jesus is watching you" The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin with fright,he clicked his flashlight off and froze

when he heard nothing more ,he shook his head and switched on his flashlight,he began searching for more valuables,just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires,once again the voice piped "jesus is watching you"Freaked out he shone his light round frantically looking for the source of the voice.Finally in the corner of the room his flashlight caught site of a parrot

Did you say that he asked the parrot

yep, confessed the parrot, im just trying to warn you

the burglar relaxed, warn me Huh who the hell are you ?

Moses  Replied the bird

Moses, replied the burglar,what kind of stupid people would name a bird Moses

Probably the same kind of stupid people that would call a RottweillerJESUS , the bird replied