Nickicat's Blog – October 2007 Archive (2)

THE ESSENTIAL

ROTTIE OWNER'S CONTRACT

I do hereby swear that I/we will abide by all the terms & conditions specified below.

Upon signing this contract I fully understand that all my Rottweilers dreams will be realized for ever more and they shall assume their rightful position as the center of the universe, leaving me as a mere human slave.

GENERAL CONDITIONS

My Rottweilers desires are always paramount. My Rottweilers wish is my command.

GIVE, SHUT UP and…

Hi Everyone!

I am not much of a blogger, so I came up with this and, Chancey Girl, my rott, said to post it. One thing, oh okay, a few things I learned from my rott are, 1. When you get your head stuck in the cardboard box of life, walk around awhile. Someone will be along shortly to help you. 2. Life is full of laughter. Sometimes it may be buried, but if you dig long enough, you will eventually find it. 3. Just when you think you have a trick down pat, some stupid human comes along…